JAMES BOND'S SKYFALL

Daniel Craig, the reigning Bond man

There will be a Pre-release of the newest James Bond movie called SkyFall on November 1st 2012 at Ozone Cinemas. Tickets are already on sale so you have to beat the crowd to it. There will be many freebies, food, drinks and other refreshment by the Charvet Group product, KissMix. The movie promises to be exciting as people who heard about it have started buying tickets.

The James Bond Franchise with Daniel Craig started with Casino Royale, the second installment was Quantum of Solace and now the freshest of them is SkyFall. For those of you who love Adele, the Grammy Award winning singer, she is also featured on the soundtrack of the movie, so this is a total package! See you there!

HAS TU-FACE SCORED AGAIN?

Annie Macaulay, TuFace's significant other

Annie Macaulay, the one who finally got TuFace Idibia among stiff competition, the one who got the cake icing and who won the heart of Nigeria's popular crooner may be pregnant again. A new photo of her showed a very suspicious bump under her gown and it may be a new creation from all-fertile TuFace about to walk among us again. I'm not very surprised that she may have a bun in the oven as she and TuFace are newly-weds so they must have been at it like rabid dogs. BUT for TuFace to have scored again? I just believe TuFace has been oblivious to a particular calling that may further improve his career. He should start a sperm bank. Seriously, do you people know how many women are looking for a child out there? Instead of these women to keep sleeping with babalawo, their randy pastors or ingest different concoction, they would choose wisely and sign up for TuFace's seed. I think they will get more from this, a famous child, a handsome or beautiful baby and this is more guaranteed as their promiscuous pastors and babalawos hardly deliver but TuFace's sperm is like 007, it dodges all contraceptives. Just kidding. If Annie is pregnant again, congrats to the couple and don't you just love that TuFace's new song Ihe Neme? Tight!

KAREN IGHO

This Nigerian Lady used to be a source of amusement for me as the first time I ever saw her name in the media, it was because she was one of the few ladies in Nigeria to have done a boob augmentation. I thought she was very silly and spoilt, how many girls in Nigeria do you see everyday with flat chest? Plenty! I saw her as stupid too when I found out the cost of the boob job, it was a whooping #1million. For someone who is occasionally prudent, I was properly pissed off.

I wonder if her butt is real too, I would really like to know.

It was recently I came upon an article that delved into Karen's background and I began to understand where she was coming from. You see, most of us are very quick to judge when we are looking in from outside but when we take time to get to know someone, you begin to see that there is a method to their madness. Karen has been through a lot. She has been through what most Nigerian girls see just a fraction of and use as an excuse to date their grandfathers who may end up using them for rituals. Karen has been through domestic abuse in a previous marriage, she was a runaway, she was once a stripper and has done so many colourful things to survive.

The beauty of this lady is the fact that she was able to drag herself out of all the filth and make a name for herself today. She defiled all odds and made herself a celebrity to those who would have spat in her face in her previous life. I may not admire her methods but I do admire her spirit.

Recent news say she has just had her computer hacked and there may be sensitive pictures to be released to the public. I say, let them bring it, what have we not seen? It will help boost her already amplified image. It will even help me find out if her backside is real because we keep arguing that she is all plastic. Most girls say so because Karen has a close-to-perfect shape. Big boobs, tiny waist and shoot-out butt. It is the butt I have a problem with as it reminds me of this particular cartoon character. So Hackers, hark unto my voice and hack out those pictures already!

JESSICA SIMPSON'S DAD IS GAY!!!

Jessica Simpson (m) with her parents, Joe & Tina Simpson

Yesterday, we heard some news from the house of Jessica Simpson, the American recording artist, fashion designer and reality television star. Her mother Tina Simpson is filing for a divorce from her husband, Joe Simpson and their representatives have stressed that there was no third party involved in making this decision. However, today, after it has been said that they were no scandals of an affair at all, it has been reported that Jessica Simpson's father has confessed that he swings for the other party. How can a man spend over 30 years of marriage with a woman, become a father, walk his daughters down the aisle and suddenly find out that he has been entering the wrong hole all his life? It makes you wonder how many married men are suffering from whatever Joe Simpson has. He must have been living in an emotional prison all his life then. Is it possible for a man to share a life with a woman this long and find out that he is gay? Please share your thoughts, thanks!